Some things that have humored me about myself and family....
1. Our family is going somewhere in the van or lounging around the living room and a strange odor rears its ugly stinch and the whole family looks at me.......What's that all about?
2. You know how someone is deep in thought and out of the silence comes a statement like, "well what would you do?", and your thought is WHAT? (occurs a lot in our house)
3. I was driving down the road one day and I drifted about 2 inches toward the center line and I looked over and asked Brandy,"did I scare you or something", and she replied the courtesy answer of no. All the while she had her feet on the dash and her hands on the cieling bracing herself for her life.
4. A bug comes flying through the house and Kamryn in her panic voice yells, "DDDDAAAAAADDDDD", all I say is, "it won't sting you", and she turns from dainty to tom boy and starts bouncing off the walls to catch and torment it.
5. Kynlee has been doing fear factor type stuff at church like (my favorite) bobbing for baby routh bars in lemonade out of a toilet (a new one in case you paniced) but she freaks out if she has to touch something squishy
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These were just great! Left me with a smile. By the way, you are now officially PP to me. You can ask me about that later. For the rest of the comment diggers, it's a purely manly thing.
BTW, at our house, the mystery smell produces disdain from Carolyn, and the rest of us laugh hysterically, often followed by a round of congratulations.
Who else would they look at?LOLOLOL
I can actually see each one of these things happening! Too Funny!
2 inches? i'd like to see the ruler you measure with!
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